The Evil That Lurks in the Heart of Cookies And Mint Shampoo
First, can I just say that Girl Scout cookies should be Schedule I class drugs. Absolute, pure, unadulterated evil.
And, speaking of Girl Scout cookies, what’s up with mint chocolate chip smelling shampoo?
As I came out of the shower this morning my Dad asked, “hey, how do you like that shampoo?”
“You mean that foul, hippy, mint-smelling shit in your shower?”
“Yeah, I like it, because it makes my scalp tingle,” he said.
“Maybe that’s because, unlike me, you don’t have any hair?”